Sometimes I feel like I have the best job in the world! Ok so the pay isnt that great, but there aren't that many jobs where you get free designer clothes every couple of months. I chose a gorgeous new low cut gold top and a flapper style dress with fringes all over it-completely inappropriate for work, but what the hell.
I also found out that they are sending me back to Belfast on Monday. I can't wait-it was an absolute scream last time i went (even though I couldnt understand anyone and they couldnt understand me). We were treated like celebrities-free drinks in all the bars, discounts, I even got offered a free tattoo by some random tattoo artist. This time they've put me in a fabulous hotel and apparently theres a jacuzzi in my room!
However-to keep the karma balance in check, it cant all be fun and games at work. First thing tomorrow I have to tell a collegue that he has 'personal hygiene issues'. To put it bluntly-he smells like shit but all the other managers are too scared to tell him. How do you begin to say that to someone without hurting their feelings?
